Evil Genies

in this game a person makes a wish and then the next person to post must then corrupt that wish in anyway they can

That same person must post another wish to keep the chain going

I wish for CEREAL

granted, but you have no milk

I wish I could think

granted, but then your brain asploded

I wish that we had more users

granted, but they only spam

I wish I had spam

granted, but the spam eats you alive

I wish that my computer wouldn't overheat so much

granted, but now it freezes

I wish school wasn't boring

Granted but you created a time paradox and we all blew up

I wish i was even more lovable ^_^

Granted, but your lovableness made every body hug you and you suffacated

I wish I had more lego's

Grante dbut you had so many legos you los ttrack of where they were and they got stuck in your foot

I wish i diddnt suffocate form body hugs =O

granted, but now you're not lovable

I wish Exams never existed

~gasps~ no you diddnt T.T

Granted but now you have tests everyday EVEN ON WEEKENDS!

I wish that last post wasnt made (edits it)

Granted, but now exams exist

I wish I could go see shutter island

Granted but now you have to watch it alone

I wish there was something better on to watch

Granted, but its you cant watch it

I wish I wasn't alone right now T-T

Granted now im here

I wish the house diddnt just get cold..

granted, but now its overheating and on fire

I wish my laptop worked

Granted but you just killed me and cant talk to me now

I wish i wasnt thirsty right now

granted, but your dead

I wish may wasn't dead

Oww your reply's hurt

Granted now im alive and feel the pain

I wish i wasnt getting tired

granted, but now you can never sleep. you will now go through what the guy who holds the record for being awake for the longest time went through

I wish evangelion 2.0 would come out already!

Granted but it was a rip off 0.2

I wish i diddnt want to go to bed right now

granted, but now your bed is gone.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now

Granted but now you have no stomach

i wish i wish upon a fish that i wasnt wishing on a fish

granted, but now you have nothing to wish on

I wish I could Lie again

Granted but i can still read your mind ^_^

I wish mind reading diddnt give me headaches