Evil Genies

granted, but now every thing else does

I wish I had some soda

Granted yo get your soda, but I'll take it from you before you can taste it

I wish that I diden't need to sleep

granted, but now you see spiders coming out of your shoes and other peoples eyes

I wish I could configure doom to work with my controller correctly

Granted but now doom wont work with your controller

I wish i had a cookie

granted, but it was poisoned

I wish I had some cheetoes

Granted but the owners poisoned it cause it was experimental super chetos

I wish DSH's friends would get to his house already ^_^

granted, but once they got there, it blew up

I wish dsh's house wouldn't blow up

Granted, it now imploded

I wish implosion wasnt weird

granted but now explosion is weird

I wish my dog could talk

Granted, but you still cant understand him

I wish i had more people to play brawl with daily

Wait my house blew up O_o

I wish I could grant your wish, but there's always stuff to do here >.<

I know your really busy, omega barely has the wii accesable, and idk about blues/(megafan)?

I wish some one made a wish for me to corrupt xD

woops sorry xD, I wish for that post to have a wish in it

granted, but my wish doesn't make sense now

I wish I had something to do

Granted but now you have to hug me and entertain me till i go to sleep ^_^

I wish life wasnt so lonely

Granted, but now there's so many people in your life that they start to annoy you and you want them gone

I wish I had megaman 9

Granted but you had 9 megaman's instead

I wish i had something better to do

granted, but now you never come to the forums any more

I wish I didn't have school 2mro

Granted but you have it today and got expelled for missing school

I wish i didnt have school tomorrow either

granted, see above for corruption

I wish I wasn't too lazy to type out that corruption

Granted but now you have so much energy you do unmentionable things to women =o

I wish that wasnt so perverted

Granted, now instead of doing unmentionable things to women, I beat them.

I wish I wasn't so abusive to women

o-o Uhm... Granted now you love them ~steps away from you~

I wish i could leave nao.. oh wait Later O_o

Granted, but later will never come, now you're stuck with me forever

I wish I wasn't feeling sick