Evil Genies

granted, but since I have so many friends, I never use the internet any more, and we never talk again

I wish I could talk to you again

Granted but now i wont leave you alone.

I kind awish that the person ive been trying to contact for so long didn't respond...

granted, but now you have to reason to contact that person

I wish megafan would tell me who his date was

Granted but then you were jelious

I wish i knew what everyone was talking bout

granted, but it we were talking about something you really didn't want to here

I wish my exams today will be easy

Granted, but you slaughtered the corruption so you get nothing else

I wish that this lady would be quiet

granted, now she's dead

I wish I could work on the metromap more often

Granted but not its so perfect it exploded

I wish for a cookie

granted -gives cookie-

I wish this scenario wouldn't get repeated

Granted but i love cookies x3

I wish my mom lets my friends come over on tuesday

granted, but they destroy you in brawl, then you don't like them any more.

I wish I didn't have teh song that never ends stuck in my head.

Granted but now its stuck in your moms head and she explodes

I wish your last grant was tru...

granted, but now you have no IRL friends.

I wish the alien was easier to controll in AVP

Granted but it was so easy to controll you spun in circles by breathing on the controlls

i wish my head didn't hurt and i wasn't so cold.

granted, your head doesn't hurt and it isn't cold, but now your house is on fire

I wish george carlin wasn't dead

Granted, bu tnow whoever that is is a zombie and wants to eat your brains

I wish my mom went shopping today

granted but when she got home she yelled at you again.

I wish your mom wouldn't yell at you

Granted but now she beats me..

I wish i didnt have to put food away right now

granted but now its dead mice

I wish nayo could RP better

Granted but not even a genie like me can do that sorry

i wish i owned SSBB, and Dynsty warriors gundam 2

granted, but I gave you both my copies so I can't play with you.

I wish my school wouldn't block the chrono x forums

Granted but they blocked the rest of the internet

i wish my mouth wasnt hot now (SPICY!!!)

granted, now its frozen and you have brain freeze

I wish I had more strawberry short cake.

Granted but you ate so much you became skinny

I wish we had something to do

granted, but the things we had to do prevented us from talking to each other.

I wish I had a pet chocobo.